Tag Archives: the accident
It’s all Relative
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re … Continue reading
Oot and Aboot – The Whine Edition
I have to work quickly and publish this post before the cease and desist letter arrives. For some reason my family is starting to cringe whenever my camera comes out. It might have something to do with this picture. Maybe. … Continue reading
There’s a Hole in Your Head, Dear Henry
Do you remember that song, There’s a Hole in My Bucket? Henry starts bemoaning the fact he has a hole in his bucket, Liza tells him to fix the damn thing and he spends the next 48 stanzas whining about … Continue reading
My brother, aka The Accident, aka Uncle Dude, gave my sister a tshirt for Christmas. Wasn’t that nice? It says, ‘IF YOU THINK I’M A BITCH, YOU SHOULD SEE MY SISTER’ And because my little brother is so … Continue reading
As the Lamp Turns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns (1896 – 1996) After the accident received the major award there have been a flurry of emails, threats with axes, alien cats, and some imbibing of … Continue reading
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