Mr. Naguib Onsi Sawiris, Hosni Mubarak, The Manager (Petroleum company of Trinidad and Tobago, Trinidad West Indies, Mr. Saif Hassan Mohammed, Jerry Herman, Veronica Saenz, Dr. Sinh Lee, Farrisal Senusi, Nancy Dawson, Zulia Hu, Frank Wilson, Walter Harrison, Kameela, Barrister Abduhl Haziqah, Miss Aminali and the FBI (incidentally you spelled investigation wrong)
This may come as a shock to all of you but I don’t believe that I have a gagillion dollars in a bank waiting for me. I also don’t believe that this is your last dying wish that I have your money. Further, I don’t believe that my ‘failure to dance’, as you defined it, Mr. Hacket John Alvin of the FBI, will result in my arrest for not putting $95 in an account in the Benin Republic. (You spelled investigation wrong.)
Melinda Arnold DG (domestic goddess)
When I worked for the payday loan company (the dirge of society) we had a little old lady come in every week to send money to someone in Nigeria. At first I thought it was a joke, the company was testing the staff, like a mystery shopper for fraud. After inquiring with my coworkers the decision was made to report this suspicious activity to Western Union. Fast forward through all the calls and paperwork, this little old lady was madder then a wet hen that we stopped her money transfers. We pulled files and started adding up what she had sent and it was over $25,000.00! No matter how we tried to tell her she was being scammed she wouldn’t believe it, and her parting shot was that she would just go somewhere else to wire the money. She felt completely betrayed by us. No good deed goes unpunished I guess.
Tomorrow I’ll write to the people who want to enlarge my peni$. Thank you, but I’m ok.